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Medical Terminology

Acute - Opposite of an ugly.
Adnoid - Domino's Pizza character.
Advil - Used to hammer things on.
AIDS - Helpers or assistants.
Anally - Occurring yearly.
Anus - Latin word for Hillary.
Aphrodisiac - An African disc jockey.
Artery - Study of fine paintings.
Aspirin - Having great ambitions.
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when treatment fails.
Benign - What you are after you be eight.
Blood - A type of Gang.
Bowel - A letter like A, E, I, O, or U.
Bruise - A six-pack.
Cesarean Section - A district in Rome.
Capsule - A space ship.
Catheter - String instruments.
Cat Scan - Searching for kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Clitoris - A type of flower.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
Condom - Apartment complex.
Congenital - Friendly.
Concussion - A prisoner's sofa pillow.
Constipation - An important U.S. document.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Diaphragm - A drawing in geometry.
Diarrhea - Journal of daily events.
Dilate - To live long.
Dildo - Variety of sweet pickle.
Douche - Italian word for "12."
Enema Not a friend.
Erection - When the Japanese vote.
Feces - What One sees in the Mirror.
Femur - Not a Male.
Fester - Quicker.
Fibula - Small lie.
Fracture - A number less than one.
Genital - Non-Jewish.
G.I. Series - Baseball series for soldiers.
Grippe - Suit case.
Hair - Rodent with long ears.
Hangnail - Coat hook.
Heart - Bow & Arrow target.
High Colonic - Jewish religious holiday.
Hospital - An unknown person ejecting saliva.
Immune - Congressional perk.
Impotent - Distinguished; well known.
Infection - Russians coming to the U.S.
Intense pain - Torture in a teepee.
Intestines - Beta version of forks.
Jaundice - To include in a group.
Jaw - A shark without as much teeth.
Joint - A location or place.
Kinesthetics - A relationship towards relatives.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Laceration - Dainty material allotment.
Leper - A wild cat.
Lesbian - Person from the Middle East.
Lesion - A unit of Roman Army.
Loin - Not fat.
Lymph - A special Fairy.
Lymph Node -
Where special Fairy lives.
Major Operation - A job for the Major.
Malaria - Several shopping Stores.
Mammogram - A telegram to Mom.
Manic Depressive - A man pressed down to the floor.
Medical Staff - Doctor's cane.
Medicare - A partial care.
Meningitis - Getting a Man.
Menstrual cycle - Bloody vehicle for men.
Menstruation - Male Model display.
Midwife - Second wife in three marriages.
Migraine - Not your wheat.
Minor Operation - Coal digging.
Miscarriage - Firing a Rifle and missing a target.
Morbid - Higher offer.
Mucus - Not quite in focus.
Nitrate - Cheaper than a day rate.
Node - Was aware of.
Organic - Musician in a church.
Orgasm - Person who accompanies the church choir.
Outpatient - Person who has fainted.
Ovaries - French egg dish made with cheese.
Pap Smear - Fatherhood
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Testicles - Sucking sacks found on an octopus.
Tibia - Country in North Africa.
Tumor - More than one.
Ultrasound - A loud noise.
Umbilical Cord - Part of a parachute.
Urine - Opposite of "You're Out."
Vagina - Heart trouble.
Varicose - Near by.
Varicose Veins -
Veins very close to each other.
Vein - Conceited.
Weak - Seven days.
Zit - Dog Command.



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